NEWSFLASH: Why A Republican Will Vote Democrat This Year

Because the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

Because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

Because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

Because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday is able to tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

Because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

Because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as it sees fit.

Because I believe three or four elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe factions who would never get their agendas past the voters.

Because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns my house to defend myself.

Because I believe oil company profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Because Obama's UN bill will raise the rest of the world from poverty and starvation at a cost of only $2,500 per US Citizen.

Because they are more into protecting obscure wildlife and barren park lands, than allowing the creation and production of much needed energy for our county.

Because they are more interested in holding Senate hearings about steroids for athletes or the salaries paid in our Free Enterprise System than taking positive actions to eliminate Pork Barrel spending and conserve our tax dollars.

Because they continue to support the stretched-out election process that generates huge revenues for all forms of media.